Ok. Where to even begin with this hilarity?
I guess we should start with Lizzo and her drunken message to Captain America himself, Chris Evans.
In a post on TikTok, the singer lip-synched to Tatayanna Mitchell’s audio saying, “The Reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not going to be able to marry him. And honestly, it hurts me to the core because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing! Like, Chris!!”
The video shows a DM she sent to Chris with three very random emojis (in case you’re interested, it was the wind blowing emoji, a woman playing basketball and a basketball).
Lizzo captioned the video, “don’t drink and DM, kids….for legal porpoises this is a joke.”
@lizzoDon’t drink and DM, kids…. for legal porpoises this is a joke♬ original sound – HI I’M TATI 💕
But now she’s uploaded a second TikTok video duet-ing with her first – and screaming with excitement – because he actually responded to her message!
Lizzo shows us that Chris is not only now following her on Instagram but he also has a darn great sense of humour:
“No shame in a drunk DM,” he responds.
“God knows I’ve done worse on this app lol.”
@lizzo##duet with @lizzo BITCH♬ original sound – HI I’M TATI 💕
In case you missed it, he’s referring to those pics of his private parts he accidentally posted for the world to see last year.
FYI – both Lizzo and Chris are single. Just saying.
(Feature Image Credits: @lizzo/TikTok; Tinseltown/Shutterstock.com)